Shake yo ass, but watch yo' self...Show me whatcha working wit!

New Celeb Crush...

So, I'm going to put my Chris Brown obsession to the side for now and show u my new love...Pro skater Paul Rodriguez Jr...hott with two t's...



Kai and I used to play this stupid game where we would talk about guys around us, hot celebs, athletes, etc. We would rate how hot they were by how much lighting we'd use given the opportunity to "do them." We called it "Lights on, lights off." So, it's obvious, if lights are off, he's not that hot and you could do better...In the case of Chris Brown or Paul Rodriguez, Jr, it's lights on, utilizing studio lights, with me holding a strobe light in one hand and a flood light in my other hand, directed at his sexy ass face...Plus, search lights going off on all sides of the bed...lol



Sex? YES PLEASE...





I want to do him....I mean, I want to meet him and it would be nice to get an autograph...

Thug Life!!!

I loved this movie...I crack up every time i think of the quick quips from there...




Red: Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
Dale Denton: Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
Red: Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.
Dale Denton: Belongs to me.
Red: Then the dragon.

Burn your pc/mac/laptop after reading

I was doing that same dance before I wrote this...Not really...Just thought i'd blog about the last movie i watched... me and the roomie set out to Kona after work for dinner and a movie...We try to go at least once a month, or whenever we feel something's theater-worthy...Otherwise it hits the Netflix list...But i digress. We stopped into Quinn's for fish n chips and a couple beers. Chill lil dive bar...Good fried food.
Then we headed over to Makalapua shopping center (if you want to call kmart, movies, and macy's a center) to kill a half hour in kmart before the show. So, after 20 minutes of debating over which men's shampoo he should get, and which starch is best for my work shirts, we walked next door. And Damn if it wasn't drizzling...Rain and my hair are not friends...They are arch enemies...Again, i digress...Such is the life of an ADD blogger, i guess.
So, long story short...Movie was good. Not as good as Fargo, but quirky and fun. All of the actors n actresses played up to their parts and i left thoroughly entertained...especially by how secretive George Clooney was with his "Top Secret Project." That and Brad Pitt's whole character...Chad...
I do forewarn, you'll either like it or hate it...It's not an incredible film, but it's not terrible either...A couple of people i talked to, loved it or hated n fell asleep...To each his or her own...Just thought i'd let ya know...Let me know what you think if you see it...

Just FYI

Green is the new black...For me anyways...Peep the new bag though...I love my Sabrina...got the watch to match too...it's my shizzle

Only in HI

...can Burger King choose to battle with McDonald's by serving up SPAM with their breakfast menu...It's only offered to their HI restaurants...NASTineSS...I will only eat Spam in Musubi or chopped up in fried rice or shizzle like that...

Welcome to the party, putas!

Allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is Hov, H to the O-V

Sooo, I figured I'd use this as another outlet to rant n rave n showcase some shizzle...I've been thoroughly entertained reading Casey Dungca-doo's bloggity-blog...Thought I'd try my hand at this again...I had a blog on here before, but in my absent mindness, of course I cannot remember the username or password associated with it...
Anywho...I'll post on here about fam, friends, random shizzle...If you have any suggestions, feel free to comment...And if it's mean...Keep it to yourself; that's why it's MY blog...lol, jk...i can take the heat, putas...